Sal's Forum Newspaper - June 2008 - Letter from the Editor

Greetings from your new editor, Jamster. I bid farewell to my predecessors, Kyle and Prince Caspian, both of whom have found themselves swamped by greater things, even this strange idea they call... 'Real Life'. It makes me shiver even to think of it. Anyway, I hope I can follow in the dramatic wake that they have left, as I bring you issue 12 of Sal's Newspaper. Read on to see exactly what our fantastic team has collated for your reading this time.

~ Jamster

This Issue at a Glance

Hey there,

For this issue, we have a surprise article Behind the Newspaper written by Desireful. The content within that article is extraodinary, telling you all the steps that the newspaper staff has to go through before publishing an edition of the newspaper. Trust me, it's harder than it seems. In addition, we have several stories. Waves: Chapters 8 and 9 by Not Slave To Scary Food, and Pitwakia: Part Three by ZacharyB is on the newspaper, continuing the serialized stories that all of you enjoy. Aside from that, a new story called Forever Kingdom written by boomx021 should be something that you find interesting. Moving along from that, we come to RuneScape! An interesting article that I would recommend is Runecrafting - Not so good? written by Henrique651. In all honesty, there are more fabulous articles but this is what in my opinion stands out the most. Enjoy!

- Topdog

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Quotes of the Month

Wolfe: On a random note:

Merch is going on holiday, and therefore will not be able to be found. She has 404 posts on the Sal's Realm Forums. Error 404 is the 'Not Found' error. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Imsleepy: I'll scratch your win if you know what I mean.

Imsleepy: I have pictures of myself in adult situations.
Hawk: Lulz
King Of Monra: Like scratching lottery tickets.

Light: Why would I brush my teeth before typing? I haven't done it for a year and I don't plan to do it any time soon.
Macki:

mr t the kid: PS. Honured to have my post edited by jamster

iTopdog: Is there any reason not to say Merch Gwyar?
Prince Caspian: Yes, there is.
You see, Merch Gwyar can be abbreviated to MG.
She most likely will become the next section head of RuneScape Discussion.
Therefore, add RD to the end of MG = MGRD.
R = 19, because there are nineteen letters in RuneScapeDiscussion.
Now, we have MG19D.
Subtract the 19 to the other side of the equation, getting MGD = -19.
According to this formula, Merch Gwyar is encouraging a law that children under the age of 19 should be allowed to drink MGD, also known as Miller Genuine Draft. Merch is trying to get kids drunk.

GrandTheftGamer: What the hell is Sal's Realm of RuneScape?
Galastic: It's the site the forum was based off of. Here is the link to the site.
Desireful: Someone forgot to turn on their sarcasm detector this morning...

Dragons777dr: I'm scared now
Neo Avatars: You should be
Dragons777dr: Don't make me tickle you

Arianna: Pray tell, WHAT should such "youth of America" see? A woman posed topless for a magazine. Whoop-dee-fricking-doo, what a big deal, a woman has BREASTS! How can our young people cope with such news?

Arianna: Who would watch Greco-Roman wrestling when there is sex which is basically the same thing?

The Baron: Which stands for
Laugh
Out
Loud
Arianna: This post is humorous because it explains an acronym, the usage of which is so widespread that it doesn't need to be explained.

Venom: Josh 4 new, slightly more gangster, slightly less mature, Mrcsupertrain.

Dragons777dr: Who the hell is Al Gore?
Stobbo: He used to be the next president of the United States.

iTopdog: I'm still going for uno.
Arianna: I'd go for Jamster instead if you know what I mean. ;D
Venom: Dani, you take the 'the' out of psychotherapist.

Merch Gwyar: Oooh! I've heard all about American proms. Did someone with telekinetic powers turn up and kill everyone?

Redout: I actually disagree with you completely Evin
Evin290: Well then you're wrong.

Adzicents: You're probably going to call this an 'atheist' argument. No, it's just plain common sense.
Jagneb: This is the same stupid atheist arguement.

Lord Vega: Runescape is bad regardless of religious beliefs.

Jamster: Is that a: 9mm revolver in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Neo Avatars: *Neo Avatars fails

How Sal's members count:

_blade: 81
Kingme: 82
Hybrid Guy19: 80
_blade: 84
Kingme: 85, moving way to fast
Fishee: ok if everyone changes we are at 78
Hybrid Guy19: ugg we aon 79 ok????????? 79
Kingme: 80
Xraven92: 81
_blade: This should be 88
Hybrid Guy19: 81
Fishee: 82
Xraven92: no adam 82
Hybrid Guy19: 83 FFS
Kingme: 84, got put back I guess
Hybrid Guy19: 84
Xraven92: 85
_blade: ...84
Fishee: 85
Kingme: 95

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Life at the Realm

- There are approximately 20,300 registered members at Sal's Realm, 950 more members than the last issue. Our members have made a total of 2,440,000 posts.

- Congratulations to our newest Distinguished Members, mormril, and Toungy!

- Since the last issue, the following guides have been released; Summoning, Summoning Help, Perils of Ice Mountain, Toktz-Ket-Dill, Crafting Guild Rewrite, Smoking Kills, Rocking Out, and Temple Trekking.

- Help Entrility! You can be mentioned on a SalCast episode!

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