Sal's Forum Newspaper - Summer 2007 - Letter from the Editor
Ladies, gentleman, and various creatures of Sal's Realm, you have been trolled! I hope you enjoyed reading our fake issue in commemoration of the paper's first anniversary. We hope to stick around longer though, and we hope you'll keep on reading.
The real articles this issue are just as great as the fake ones, if not better. We hope you'll enjoy reading those as well, as we put a lot of work into this issue. I'm sure you'll agree, it was well worth the wait!
- Goliath Gob
This Issue at a Glance
This issue we have something new to challenge your brains, Rebuses by Jamster! Check out this issue's Riddles, Puzzles & Jokes section to try it out. When your done, check the answers out in the credits.
We also have an article which takes a look at what makes us want to do Quests in RuneScape. Is it the rewards, the storyline, challenges, unlocks, or real life influences that make them so appealling to us? Be sure to check out Quests by Johnny at RuneScape Discussion.
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Quotes of the Month
"Ok, fine, I'm a wimp and you proved it! 
" - Salmoneus
"Today was the last of our eight days of band camp (which is just the sugar-coated term for marching on a hot parking lot from 7:30-5:00)." - Flummoxer/Man
"so 2day @ band camp ther was this girl and i call her a man and she get leik ofense and im leik "wtf??? 
" i thot it was complament 2 b call a man??? do u tink its complemint?" -Flummoxer/Man
"You are right about that one, we sometimes forget to update that list.
~Closed
This post has been edited by Cameron: Yesterday, 11:11 AM
Reason for edit: Patou..... You pinned this! 
" - Post by Patou edited by Cameron
"I kinda knew that already. Jamster didn't tell me about that or anything. I'm just gifted.
I think I'm trying too hard to be funny. Somebody slap me before I turn into Flummoxer." -Goliath Gob
"Dying. And spyware." - Daniel in the topic:What are you afraid of?
"Dude you know Mrcsupertrain is a Girl?" - Powers138
Salmoneus: "That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all week! 
"
Steve: "I guess you haven't looked in a mirror, then. 
Please don't ban me."
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Life at the Realm
-We now have a membership of over 17,500 members and we have over 630,000 posts!
-Congratulations to the three newest Distinguished Members Candi, Lakerkobe, and Stupidnoob92
-Also, congratulations to the newest moderator on Sal's Forums, Im Kyle!
- A Sal's Clan Chat has been created because of the new clan chat feature on RuneScape. Just access the clan chat interface and type in 'Salmoneus' to enter the room. If you're visiting the room for the first time, please remember to read the Sal's Clan Chat rules here.
- On August 20th, it had been the 1000th day since the original forums opened!
- It will be the one year since the first edition of the newspaper was released on September 23, 2006 at 7:56 PM, click here to see our first issue! Thank you to all the readers and staff for keeping us writing!
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