Sal's Forum Newspaper - September 2007 - Letter from the Editor
Recipe for a successful Letter from the Editor
- Mention what issue it is
- Say something "witty" about Slam's Ice Cold
- Add three sentences of filler
- Have nobody read it
Sauté for 30 minutes and enjoy
- Goliath Gob
This Issue at a Glance
This issue, we have two exiting interviews that you all should read. One is with Stupidnoob92, Sal's Realm #1 Slayer. He talks about his experience with training his skills to level-99 and the adventure of level-99 Slayer. Make sure you check it out. The other interview is with the six editors for the Sal's Realm Newspaper. Check this interview out for information about the experience the editors went through working as the head of the entire paper!
Of course, the Interview section of the paper isn't the only exciting one. There is also the RuneScape Discussion section. This section has four unique articles in it, two of them written by one of the newspaper's newest writers: Merch Gwyar! Neo Avatars and Doddsy 1992 wrote the other great articles. Their articles will definitely make you think about the way RuneScape is currently set up and about the community. Enjoy the Interviews and RuneScape articles, but don't forget to check out every section!
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Quotes of the Month
Adam: You think of Dani as a small, bite sized, candy?
Cameron: You don't? 
Mocking Bird/Cxkslei: Lame. Why not go with your absolute opposite? 
Adam?: What the virgin one?
"dangit when am i going to be in tech support." - Creamers in Tech Support Promotions
Unknown: My friend Jacob had a suit with a hole in it and we were doing race dives and it just ripped open. He was so embarresed and now its on the internet. 
Daniel: Pics or it didn't happen 
Ragging on MCR is the internet equivalent to bashing up an old women who is blind, death, dumb and limbless, along with a hundred other people. It's just pathetic. - Sir Ajacobs
Steve, you're next. Watch your back from now on, and be sure to sleep with at least one eye open from now on. Wherever you are, I am. Watching, lurking from the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike and bring about your final, and most timely, demise. The old Thanksgiving turkey and cornucopias you received in the mail after the holidays were over was just the beginning of what I can do to make your life a living H-E-L-L. - Salmoneus
I saw a girl once, I didnt approach because I only had 2 lobbies - Meen
I want to fly down the crack 
- SpiderPig
Now I am beginning to see evidence of a Sals Renaissance; a place where people are not afraid to express their views through txt speke! - Flummoxer/Man
I do not talk in such a juvenile manner and despise those relinquished souls who have taken it upon themselves to act in such a foolish manner, for the indubitably have not taken into consideration the strenuous deciphering others must endure whilst trying to interpret their writing. For, in this manner, I choose to express myself as a mature, idealistic yet simple mind, here to share knowledge and experiences with other kindred souls regarding the adventures of lore and wonder explored in Runescape, a fantastic online role playing game in which adventurers quest across the lands. I enjoy logs of levels posted by fellow forum-goers who desire not to fill topics with "spam," as to agitate the wonderful staff on Sal's Realm of Runescape. Please, read the forum rules and follow them by heart, as I and other of my fellow adventurers choose to do. Enjoy your stay at the Realm and remember to keep an attitude free of ideals and stereotypes and other such debauchery and to keep a pure heart. ~Daniel, warrior of Gilenor.
Adam: It's getting old.
Flummoxer/Man: So is my grandma, but I don't stop loving her.
Jamster, wearing a new red dress to complement his bright red lipstick, approaches Kittenblob. - Common Sense
I punched a cop in the face and kicked two in the balls. Then a fourth one tasered me and it hurt but I was like RAWRRAWRRAWR and got up. So they pepper sprayed me in the face but I was like RAWRRAWRRAWR and got up. So they pepper sprayed me in the face while tasering me in the balls and... long story short, I was sterilized by The Man. Bill O'Reilly is a joke just like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and their ilk. - Dissentor
There is evil, like Hitler (Or Bush XD ), and good, like Jesus or Optimus Prime, but between that there is a grey area. - Cost of Living
...the litter box was under the computer so Pippi could use the computer and go p**pey at the same time - Steve
Flummoxer/Man: I had to make a PALACIO REAL de MADRID for my Spanish project. 
So I sculpted one. 
Cameron: Noob, I made the real one when I was in Spanish class.
Adam?: I scare people sometimes.
Skilla 4lyfe: Quoted for epic truth.
Ummmm, Ok I think joining this forum was a mistake.... - Eye Mint
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Life at the Realm
- We now have a membership of 19,200 members and we have over 691,500 posts.
- Oddly, they are no new Distinguished Members for September, so we have no one to congratulate.
- Stupidnoob92 is now the top slayer on Sal's Realm, being the first to achieve the difficult level-99 Slayer. Be sure to check out the interview with him!
- The Tutorial System is now back, so feel free to post your tutorials on how to do various things.
- The newspaper is officially one year old. Its birth date was September 23, 2006. Happy Birthday, and thanks to all the readers for reading and newspaper staff members for writing for us.
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